Andrei-isms

Andrei: I don't love you! (ie - I'm angry)
Brent: Why?
Andrei: Z
B: ???
Andrei: Z!
B: Ohhhh - Y - Z
Andrei: Yeah - Y and Z!

Me: Thank you
Andrei: You're welcome. No Blah-blum.

Andrei: Does Papa love Andrei?
Brent: Yes
Andrei: Does Papa love Mama?
Brent: Yes
Andrei: Does Papa love the cat?
Brent: NO!
Andrei: Papa! Please?
Brent: No - papa does not love the cat!
Andrei whispering to me: Shhh - papa loves the cat - it's a secret!

Andrei to the cable guy: Bye bye - I love you!
Cable guy: Uh - I love you too, kid.

Andrei fell off the chair and hit his ear on the wall so Brent gave him a cold piece of celery to put behind his ear. After a few minutes he takes it out and stares at it in wonder, looks back at Brent and then at the celery.
Heyyy! Good job papa! Thank you! :)

Andrei: Look! Come with me - I have a suprise to show you!
We follow:
Andrei opens a random cupboard or goes into his room (that has nothing changed from the last time): Suprise!!!!
Us: ... ?
Andrei: Good job, Andrei?
Us: Uh, sure, good job, Andrei.